Packers Fans Need to Leave Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn Alone
Packers’ All-Pro QB Aaron Rodgers is currently dating actress Olivia Munn, every fanboy’s dream crush. Packers fans would typically be happy for A-Rod, but Rodgers and the Packers are off to a slow start. They are currently 1-2. So who exactly is to blame for the losing record? Head Coach Mike McCarthy, perhaps the injuries to key defensive players? Nope. After the team’s loss to the Detroit Lions on Sunday, fans took to Twitter to blame Munn. We hate this. Fans should leave these two lovebirds alone. “We don’t see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.”
But, as you can read on Bleacher Report, some of the tweets were pretty funny.
— Aaron Olson (@olsonaaron) September 21, 2014
Aaron Says Relax
Rodgers has thrown for five touchdowns and nearly 700 yards in three games. That’s not exactly chopped liver. Bleacher Report added the Munn-Rodgers relationship’s impact on the Packers season, “I’m glad we’ve finally realized that men with female companions are incapable of excelling at sports. It’s taken long enough for us to come to grips with the fact that only old coyotes submerged in the inkiest depths of human loneliness can complete a proper 15-yard out route. A plus B equals C, folks, and it doesn’t take a Malcolm Gladwell-ian leap of logic to realize companionship is ruining Rodgers’ mojo.”
Of course, Rodgers is calling for fans to relax. A-rod asked for patience on the part of fans while discussing the team’s struggles on Tuesday. Basically, he told them to chill. Maybe have a Snickers and invest in some more life insurance.
If you ever read Olivia’s texts to actor Chris Pine, her former boyfriend, (courtesy of gawker.com) we appreciate why Rodgers may lack some energy. But honestly, leave this beautiful woman alone. Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers will be fine if they can get a consistent running game and keep linebacker Clay Matthews healthy and on the field.