Screwston’s Finest
It’s been a rough few months for “Clutch City.” Natural disasters and poor play by their sports franchises can make any sympathetic Texan depressed. But thankfully, we have sexy photos from the cookout photos from the Houston Texans Dance Squad to lift our spirits. Several of the team’s lovely ladies posted sexy poolside pics on their respective Instagram profiles that were published on Maxim.com.
The Worst of Times
In late August, Hurricane Harvey battered Houston and left huge amounts of water damage in its wake. As the NFL season began and a sense of normalcy returned, the Texans struggled and lost J.J. Watt, the former Defensive Player of the Year, with a season-ending leg injury.
Then, out of nowhere, a savior was found. Texans’ rookie QB Deshaun Watson captivated the city, the NFL, and sports fans across the country. In just three games, the former Clemson standout accounted for 19 touchdowns and threw for nearly 1,500 yards. But then Watson tore his ACL in practice and will be out for 8-9 months. Damn, thankfully we have the Houston Texans Dance Squad to keep us warm.
Hot Fun in the Summer Sun
Just like Maxim, we would have given up our firstborn to get an invite to the party. For more information about the Texans Dance Squad, visit their website and if you got some extra cash, buy their 2017 calendar. Thanks to the Houston Texans dance squad for helping us plan our next cookout.