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Colombianas Could Win MoneyMaker Monday Every Week

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The Ultimate Threesome.

The head writer of FTS is Colombian, by way of New York. His heritage has been a blessing and a curse. There are the constant drug dealing stereotypes and negative portrayal of the country’s violent civil war. It hard out here for a pimp, but the beautiful women are a definite plus. Need proof? Take a look at Team Marin’s beautiful trio of caleñas. They win this week’s MoneyMaker Monday competition hands down.

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My Colombian Wife

Rules of Dating a Latina

Most of the owners in the Boldin Beautiful Fantasy Football League are Caucasian. So being a good sport, FTS has put together some rules for hooking up with a Latina. It’s not as simple as it looks and if you aren’t careful, you could experience Colombian violence first-hand. Head over to Cosmopolitan.com for the full list.

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via Ariadna Gutiérrez Instagram (@gutierrezary)

No.1. Don’t call her ‘spicy’ or ‘feisty’.

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If you didn’t know, the spicy or fiesty label is a Hollywood stereotype. Cosmo adds, “Unless she uses those words to describe herself, in which case she may not mind if you do either. Also, don’t compare her to food. An ex-boyfriend once asked me if he could call me his “little tamale.” I know I like to eat, but (a) no, and (b) WRONG COUNTRY DUDE.”

No. 2. Don’t expect to speak Spanish in bed.

If you ask, it can get awkward really quick. Let the bilingual dirty talk happen naturally.

No. 3. Don’t expect her to call you ‘Papi.’

Well, she might. But only on very special occasions, so don’t bank on it.

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