Dirk Nowitzki’s Cut His Hair, Trolled Immediately and Called Ellen DeGeneres
Man, social media trolling is rough. All the man did was get a haircut.
Friends Don’t Let Friends Get Bad Haircuts
Take it from someone who’s had bad haircuts, when they go wrong, you will be ridiculed mercilessly. But I have to say, the trolling of Dirk Nowitzki on Twitter is just wrong. It’s made worse that the funniest reactions are coming from his Mavericks teammates. Chandler Parsons told the Dallas Morning News, “It’s so bad,” Parsons said. “He came in here, too, feeling himself, thinking that we were going to love it. Everybody, we had ball boys crushing him, from coaches to everybody on the team.
We have seen worse hairstyles around the NBA. Honestly, he doesn’t look like Ellen, he’s character-actor Barry Pepper’s long lost twin. Take a look and thanks to Complex magazine for setting us straight. Plus, Bleacher Report counted down the 25 worst haircuts in the NBA a few years ago. We think it’s time to update the story. Have you seen Jeremy Lin’s gel-upped mohawk or Cameron Payne in general? Dreadful.