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Petite Body, Powerful Vocals.

One of the team owners in our league (sounds like pitch) is obsessed with pop diva Ariana GrandeWe are not exactly sure why we prefer our lovely ladies curvier but to each their own. But FTS is an equal opportunity appreciator of the females, their talent, and bodies. So we decided to create a post solely about Mariah Carey 2.0. Plus don’t ask why, but the OGs of the league has a special affinity for the national anthem. Suffice to say, it involves a bottle of tequila and a blackout.

Grande sang the national anthem for NFL Kickoff weekend in Seattle.

Stalking is Creepy

We are concerned with our fellow owners obsession. It seems unhealthy. Even now in her 20s, it looks like she needs to fill out. It wasn’t so long ago that Grande was a cast member in the Broadway musical, 13 and starring on Nickelodeon’s Victorious and Sam and Cat. If you ask FTS, Grande’s co-star and friend, Liz Gillies is much hotter.

Perhaps our leaguer is attracted to Grande’s dog whistle-like vocal range, maybe its because she sounds like a chipmunk. But knowing him, it’s gotta be her backside. Well, sir, enjoy the pics, clean up afterward and you are welcome.

Grande in concert | Pinterest

Update – When the cover image of My Everything, Grande’s 2014 album resurfaced online, it sparked a viral sensation. Fans and non-fans couldn’t believe she was able to sit on the stool long enough for the image to be shot. Anyway, hilarity ensued as uncoordinated folks tried to replicate the position. Some people have way too much time on their hands.

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