The Panthers Have the Naughtiest Cheerleaders Ever
Nuthin’ Could be Finer than to be in Carolina.
Two former Carolina Panthers cheerleaders may have finally revealed the real reason why women go to the bathroom together. You may had forgotten the story, so let’s refresh your memories. Panthers team dancers Angela Ellen Keathley and Renee Thomas were arrested at a Tampa bar in 2006 for getting into a fight with a third bar patron. Sure the arrest was embarrassing for the Panthers and the NFL, but what precipitated the fight was worse. Witnesses reported to the police that Keathley and Thomas were having sex in the bathroom. When the third patron got angry the couple was occupying the stall for too long, the victim interrupted the couples’ action. In response, Thomas punched her in the face. Wow!
To Be a Fly on That Wall
The police report obtained by the Smokinggun.com from the Banana Joe’s bar fight read like a Penthouse letter. Thomas and Keathley were heard moaning, and seen “going down.” Their stall session led to a long line of upset women waiting to use the facilities and yelling insults. When the ladies left the stall, Thomas (pictured at left) punched one of the waiting patrons, Melissa Holden, in the face. Keathley got rowdy when cops arrived to break up the brawl.
Talk about a great Friday night. FTS must be going to the wrong bars. That’s a classic story.